You Can Do It, and Even If You Can't, We Won't Think Any Less of You, Man!

[Give it a few moments before the journal clicks on, and suddenly there's a loud booming voice amplified more than usual]

Okay hey, listen up! Mikage, Al, Naoki and Atsuro, report to House 48! Haruki put me in charge for advertising, and I've got everything already planned. Move it!

Oh, and Hanyuu, you're supposed to help too and I've got a special assignment for you. Report to House 48 right away.

And everybody else, get ready for the best thing ever! The SOS Brigade's taking applications for new members. You know you wanna join, what are you waiting for? Seriously, just do it already!

[Edit: Anybody in House 48, feel free to threadjack each other as well.]